Haggleoff LLC

Haggleoff Card Game

Name: Haggleoff Card Game
Brand: Haggleoff LLC
Price: 34.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$34.99 USD

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Haggleoff is a satirical card game where every deal risks bankruptcy, negotiation is an art, ethics are voluntary, accountability is monetized, and enforcement is politically motivated.

Get rich by investing in various industries. Negotiate, trade, and sweet-talk your way through deals. Go into debt or ride out a full-blown real estate bubble. Play the philanthropist for those morally convenient tax breaks. Battle the legal system with political influence—and maybe a judge or two in your pocket. Just like the real world—only way more fun, and the only thing you'll write off is your conscience.

Invest, trade, strategize, negotiate, make deals, drown in debt, give to charity, and dodge taxes!
Features a questionable legal system, with justice served at the discretion of regulators.
Issue executive orders and pardons like Politicians to avoid consequences or use Judges to bend the rules and dodge penalties. Morals and ethics not included—bring your own and play by your own personal code.
Ages 13+ • 2–7 players • 60–90 minutes.
Includes: 170 cards (155 playing cards +15 property cards), 100 pieces of Haggleoff Currency (play money) and a guide on how to play.

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A blast from start to finish! So many opportunities for strategy, alliances, tricking other players, and a great way to interact and just have a good time. Would highly recommend for anybody!

One of the best card games I’ve ever played!!! Ever since I got it, my family and I have been playing almost every night! So fun and educational at the same time!!

Haggleoff is wildly entertaining from start to finish. Every deal feels like a gamble, and somehow things always spiral in the funniest ways. It's packed with bluffing, clever plays, and those moments where everyone's laughing because the plan totally backfired....5/5 stars

Haggleoff is pure chaos in the best way possible! You're constantly making deals, taking risks, and somehow digging yourself (and everyone else) deeper into hilarious debt. Every round feels unpredictable. One minute you're the smoothest negotiator in the room, and the next, you've completely sabotaged yourself trying to outsmart someone else. I had an absolute blast playtesting it, and my pre order arrived earlier than expected. Can't wait to dive back this week and cause even more delightful mayhem!

I had the chance to playtest Haggleoff and even got my pre‑order early! The high‑stakes negotiation, investment strategy, and power‑play mechanics bring every deal into question, while politically charged enforcement and real‑world echoes like housing bubbles or big shorts strike the perfect balance of strategy and fun.

Haggleoff Card Game

Haggleoff Card Game

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